Doesn't she realise she's actually going to have to give birth at some point?
Mariah Carey's getting everything ready for the arrival of her twins in May. "I wanted to create a beautiful, tranquil, cosy environment for the babies," she told America's Life & Style magazine. See? All that stuff about demanding puppies or refusing to breath normal oxygen that hadn't been flavoured with sweeties or whatever it was she was said to be into ? it's all in the past. She's ready for this.
Oh, but hang on. "I feel like I'm bringing two individuals into the world," she continues, whimsically. Feels like? Jesus, did nobody in her entourage have the courage to tell her that there really are a couple of babies in her tum-tum that she'll have to give birth to at some point? Well, Lost in Showbiz won't flinch that easily: Mariah, the reason you "feel" as if you are bringing two individuals into the world is because you ACTUALLY ARE BRINGING TWO INDIVIDUALS INTO THE WORLD! And don't freak out when they come out with no clothes on either. That's how it's supposed to happen.
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