Know your way around the crazy world of celebrity? Alexis Petridis tests your knowledge. View the answers here
1 Hello ladies! Are you nonconformist, spirited and erotic? Looking for a hot young stud interested in the "structure of reality" and "chopping up human brains"? Of course you are! Then we've got the guy for you! But whose online dating profile is this? NB: only women from countries who've gone through political turmoil need apply!
2 Gavin Henson expressed reservations about taking part in Strictly Come Dancing this year. Was it because:
a he has no sense of natural rhythm.
b he was concerned about looking effeminate.
c he was afraid of getting an erection while dancing.
3 Eva Longoria and Tana Ramsay both turned to which
globally-noted relationship/lifestyle guru for help this year?
4 "The limited list of wedding guests is in stark contrast to that of her previous wedding," tutted Now magazine. "Then she did anything but scrape the barrel with guests including Vanessa Feltz." Who?
5 Whose stepdaughter did her bit to smash the patriarchy with a cookbook called How To Feed A Man, which advised ladies to freeze Bolognese sauce "so you can be the perfect woman and say: 'No problem, darling. I'll just rustle something up."?
6 Which love-rat premiership footballer allegedly enjoyed the romantic company of a self-styled white witch, who apparently once made a love potion out of human hair, peppermint essence and rose petals?
7 Which US TV star reinvented herself as an authority-baiting transgressive rock star, stopping along the way to set fire to a bag containing her recently castrated dog's testicles?
8 The BBC was forced to deny which rapper had signed a deal to make a cameo appearance in EastEnders? "I really wanted Peggy to throw me out of the pub," he was reported to have said.
9 And which rapper was supposed to have launched a bid for the Christmas number one with a single featuring the legendary commanding and stentorian tones of David Beckham?
10 Who took to Twitter to declare someone who disagreed with him about smoking in front of children a "phaedophile (sic) lover"?
11 Lucky old Harry Styles of The X Factor's One Direction was recently offered "spiritual advice" by which celebrity? Clue: you wouldn't accept spiritual advice from her even in a hypothetical situation in which every other potential spiritual adviser in the world had been eradicated.
12 Who was the celebrity face of Burger King's delectable-sounding �4.99 aftershave Flame?
13 Whose defence on being arrested with a handbag containing marijuana and cocaine was that (a) she was sharing the handbag and (b) she thought the cocaine was chewing gum?
14 Who claimed that a Hollywood star she interviewed had asked her to sign "some kind of sex contract"?
15 Who responded to the ongoing recession by cutting her backstage demand for a �200 bottle of champagne to a backstage demand for a �150 bottle of champagne?
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